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BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER! →
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even...
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no one: wow i really like you
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me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk to me
someone: hey
me: no not you
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When your best friend is making a presentation at...
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Girlfriend: Babe, what are you doing?
Boyfriend: Nothing much, really tired going to sleep now and you sweetheart?
Girlfriend: In the club standing behind you -_-
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Just like the alphabet, bitch. I come before U.
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Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
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